my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one
yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
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